I want you to know, you’re far from the usual.

slugs… not exactly what I wanted to see first thing I’m the morning. 😁

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Married life with Ellen and Portia.

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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These are my new favorite

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laughhard:

The day my puppy met my father.

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